Ain't no dash without bash...

For all those smart alecky speedsters on the Astrogranite with their trigonometry, angular momentum and conservation of energy there is an equal and opposite force. That force is out and out brutality, the reality that a body in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by a swift kick to the Nuffles.

These guys are the administers of the kicks, jabs, fore-arm smashes and clothes lines of justice. Look at the guy over there with the perfect hair, pace to burn and skills to pay the bills. Now look at his teeth in the gutter, his face in a mess and his pants in the wash. Time for the pain train... woo... WOOOOOOO!

First award of the evening is for the player who most embodies all of the above. Who's the baddest, badass baddie on the block? Who's levelling the playing field and the opposition at the same time?

It was a tight decision this season with some real pain being handed down. Both Earl Sinclair of Cambrian Explosion and Test Dummy of the Gryphon Elite finished the season with four casualties in accident and emergency. However Earl, with his superior damage count, wins the award. So, props to the checked shirted dinosaur for smashing his way into the history books. He's the baby...gotta love him!

 

The best of the rest: