Wednesday, 25 April 2018

By Royal Command I give you...The Darras!

"Hear ye...hear ye...hear ye...by order of the Crown Ponce, Charlie Boy of Khornewall, let it be known throughout the land that the noble sport of Bloodbowl shall hence forth be played under the auspices of the crown. Further more the royal blood will also endorse the players of this noble pursuit by attending the award ceremony known as 'The Darras'. Let the festivities commence..."

Right now that nonsense is out of the way let's get down to the nitty gritty. Forget the Royal appendage and all that frivolity; we have real Bloodbowl royalty back in the frame for, back from a hellish sounding wilderness called 'Lincoln', is none other than Colin 'The Darras' Darra! A perennial wood elf coach and all round good egg he's also the tactician behind 'quick pass, hand off' double play, well he is to me anyway. Welcome back Coach Col!

Such is Col's influence that, during his recent holiday, he managed to bend the ear of Charlie Boy to such that we have some extra schekels for the pre, during and post awards piss up. May Nuffle bless him.

Down to business, over the next few days we'll have the unveiling of this years winners from the second RRGBBL online fumbbl season. And what a season it was! There was laughter, there were tears, there was an unusual amount of bullshit about the place. Not even that stench could stop us enjoying the sight of Bully the Minotaur tearing his six, seventh and eighth opponent into pieces.

Everyone knows, you can't beat a bit of Bully...
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On with the show!

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