And so we come to the final award for Season 4, the Team Of The Season. This one goes to the team that adds the most to their team value across the season. This was the first season where we had a mix of new and returning team so, unbeknowst to you coaches, I took a little snapshot of your team pages to help me with this...turns out I found a better way to do it but whatever, the award remains the same.
Here at Commissioner Towers we're always on the look out for new titles for the awards to replace the boring names they currently have and so we're delighted with this seasons winner which has given us the opportunity for a change.
For this seasons Kings Of The Swingers is none other than I Wanna Be Like You Ooh Ooh...yes...I'm as shocked as you are. So shocked in fact that I demanded three recounts and went to the highest court of Altdorf to have the result annulled! When that didn't work, I demanded my loyal supporters storm my own Commissioner Towers to execute the big wigs who were ratifying the results. Still to no avail and so we have to present the award to Coach Sterling for a...ahem...sterling performance in taking those damned dirty apes from zeroes to not quite zeroes.
I'm not sure he enjoyed it too much but along the way he really did manage to open your beloved commissioners eyes to wonders of the Simyin. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change! I do wish they'd re-skin them though...
Special mention to SparkleMotion and Talons of Horus, two rookies teams, coming in and mixing it with the big boys and girls. Also to Stumpy Darkness for adding 360k to an already formidable TV of 1480k. And the final word to Coach Bob who took the Heavymetalz from an impressive TV of 1480 to the end the season on the quite surprising TV of 1480....very consistent!
On to Season V!!!


Unbelievable scenes Geoff!
ReplyDeleteI think we can all agree, they certainly didn't feel like team of the season.