This week we caught up with the Santa Muerte's Mob captain Baron Samedi...
Name:Baron Samedi
Team: Santa Muertes Mob
Position: Skeleton Blitzer
Age: 782
Likes: ....well...the main thing is to get the 6 points after the game but when I'm not on the pitch I really am a big fan of listening to Phil Collins. He such a great songwriter and his voice is exquisite. We have a little joke, me and the mummies. When we play in winter and the coach asks us to put on our winter uniform I always turn and say...heyyy no jacket required baby. The mummies crack up. Even brings a smile to coach's lipless face. Great times.
Dislikes: James Bond. He's a cunt. Also...Peter Fucking Gabriel.
Prediction for the season well...the only thing certain in blood bowl is death. And to be honest...that doesn't really bother me. We're just gonna go out and do what we do best. If we finish near the top then we all get a decent bonus. The zombies get brains, the mummies get some new wrappings. Me...I've been promised some new gold ear rings by the gaffer. This year will probably be the best blood bowl season yet. Can't wait.
So there you have it...the split in Genesis must have hit the Baron hard and he obviously knows how to hold a grudge. Cross him at your peril.
Enjoying a well earned break at Samedi Towers
Next week: Cambrian Explosion's femme fatale - Pam Gea!
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