OK folks, here we go…in the biggest comeback since Nearly Headless Nick (who?) we bring you the Season 5, yes that’s 5, Darras. The shame! We start off as ever with the tremendous Norscan meat shields. The boys and girls and tentacled things who like to get out there, shoulders back, and smash it! Then break it, smash it a bit more and then stomp on it for good measure.
As ever there was a more than generous
helping of bash with only one weedy elf team to make up the numbers; more on
them later. We also had some old friends still kicking about – coaches Sterl,
Stu and Andy3 were still peddling their own brand of Bloodbowl 'goodness' around the Big Leagues. Come
back boys…we miss you!
Enough sentiment let’s get on with the gong-giving. Firstly, an honourable mention to the incredibly named Envelope, a disgusting Blocker from the equally fabulously named, and disgusting, Witches Nose. He clocked in with a respectable 5 regular season casualties. Narrowly pipping him to third and
second respectively were Draxx The Impaler of Talons Of Horus and Goldie Hawn
of the questionable Hollywouldn’t; they too came in with five casualties but in slightly
fewer blocks.
But our leader for Season V was Makemake War’s very own sluggish thug Sleepy. The Chaos Dwarf Blocker racking up a snooze inducing 6 casualties. Not bad but nowhere near the level of violence your commissioner expects! Do better people…NEXT!
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