Monday, 10 July 2023

Most Casualties Team

 Happy was the day we saw the backs of Stumpy Darkness disappearing over the horizon for pastures new…we all breathed a sigh of relief as meatgrinder Bully and his unholy dwarf enablers left the league for good. Never shall we see their like again. How we laughed and patted each other on the back and called Chaos Dwarfs all the names under the sun. Only to turn around and once again be greeted by the smell of bullshit, dwarf pipes and shuffling feet of embarrassment from Makemake War.

What is better than one Chaos Dwarf team? Why two Chaos Dwarf teams that’s what! And they did not disappoint…taking the Bashiest Bashers Around award with, if not the aplomb of their predecessors, then with some good old fashioned sweat and grind.

They won the award with an unhealthy, for their opponents, twenty casualties – four ahead of new comers Da Oldz Cruel on sixteen and five ahead of Hollywouldnt on fifteen. So back-to-back wins for Chaos Dwarfs…hopefully we really do see the back of them this time!



'Oh my god we're back again...'

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