The raging Yin to the scoring's sober Yang. We wouldn't have Bloodbowl without the bash and we wouldn't have all those glorious touchdowns without ploughing the Astrogranite with the blood, sweat and tears of your opponents.
So, without further ado, it's time for the Casualty awards.
Who's the baddest badass on the block? Who's taking names? Who's kicking ass and chewing bubble gum? Who's all out of gum? Who's going down the shops for more gum? You are if these guys tell you too. Time for most Casualties by an individual player. Only one winner here and that is the Mighty Grarg of Wigan Waaaaghriors with six casualties in five games. Get this orc a beer, in fact get him whatever he wants and be quick about it.
Honourable mention to Charmin of Limb Bizkit with five in five. News just in though, Grarg went to the latrines earlier this evening and Charmin hasn't been seen since.
Now, whilst Grarg was leading his team in casualties, the rest of his team weren't resting on their laurels or whatever it is orcs rest on. No sir. No sirree Bob. They were ripping it up too. So much so that they managed a whopping EIGHTEEN casualties over the five games. The derby game against Oh When The Saints being a particularly brutal affair. Rumours that they hired special punching coach Ben 'I don't like flowers' Flowers before the game have not been substantiated. Incredible effort from the orcs...everyone else? Try harder!
And now we come to the St Mungo's Trauma Ward Trophy for the team who suffered the most casualties. Now most people probably think this is going to the High Elves of Asur's Three Falcons but the true fall guys of the league were the Slann team Oh When The Saints. They suffered a whopping twelve casualties in five games. Turns out that those froggies are as squishy as they look. But we can't leave this category without giving a bit of special attention to ATF. They did manage to lose three of their roster to outright death. So long guys...we hardly knew ya!
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