As day follows night so casualties follow more casualties but this time it's the big pot for who can take a licking and keep on ticking. Sponsored by our very own St Mungos, this award goes to the team that accumulates the most pain across the regular season. This unwanted apple doesn't usually fall far from AV7 tree so the skaven, thralls, amazons and, eurgh, 'bonobos' were all looking very nervously over their shoulders!
And, for once, the skinny little wimps didn't disappoint! The Simyin of I Wanna Be Like You Ooh Ooh and the Vampires, or more likely, the Thralls of SparkleMotion both suffered a bone shattering eighteen casualties each. And, for the vamps, that doesn't even include the casualties inflicted on thralls by the 'habits' of mistresses. The rats of Rolands Runners proved much less resilient than last year taking twenty two casualties on a very generous two for one deal.
But it was the ladies of Hadoken who really shone here and that's despite having Blodge coming out the wazoo! This was probably due in no small way to the fact that the league has a generous smattering of Tackle and also that the award-winning Stumpy Darkness opening up a transport container sized can off whoop ass during their game against Hadoken. The 'zons finished the season with twenty three casualties in Against column; but with only Cammy taking the dirt nap and Frida retired it could be said that, despite appearances, these girls really are tough cookies!

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