Deep in the seedy underbelly of darkest Cathay our commissioner is holed up with naught but a pair of pants, a bottle of soy milk and all the Bloodbowl stats you can shake a stick at! After exhausting literally ever other activity he could think of (there's only so many times you can empty that well) he has finally turned his cross-eyed gaze towards the shenanigans of the nine horrible agglomerations of meat, sweat and spikes that make up the Red Rose Gaming Online Bloodbowl League!
The bean counters back in HQ have double-triple-checked* the numbers and we're ready to rumble! Yes folks it's that time of the year again, actually the second one for this year, when we would usually huddle around the fires of our hovels and watch as the glitzy stars of the Astrogranite strut their stuff on the red carpet.
But no! Not this time. The virulent plague accidently released by Roland Runners's apothecary still grips the land; but, fear not, for those clever wizards down at CabalVision have rigged up their new BOOM system so we can join all the teams at their headquarters for a socially distanced award ceremony of epic proportions. And cleaning bill promises to be much less than usual.
No way baby, let's go...
* results will not be checked
Woop!
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