What would
Bloodbowl be without touchdowns eh? Well it would just be twenty-two eejits
rolling around in mud trying to kill each other. Now, we all remember those days
fondly but as it stands the bean counters in HQ insist on us keeping score so
we can decide who’s ‘best’. As if any self-respecting fan cares anything beyond
the number of bones broken and teeth lost.
That said there
are fewer glorious sights than the ol’ skaven three-way resulting in an
end-to-end touchdown. One of them being the final skaven falling over the
invisible trip wire on their way to glory.
We digress! We
now come to the award for the most Touchdowns scored by a team in the regular
season - probably needs a snappier title if anyone wants to suggest one. In a relatively slow league, it should come as no surprise that the
rats of Roland’s Runners cantered home to win the award with an impressive fourteen
touchdowns. Congratulations to coach Andy for proving he can play dash as well
as bash. The only potential challenge coming from the skinks of In The Gecko
with ten.
Dirty Sheets
Award
This award is
the sober yin to raging yang of scoring. The noble art of suffering an
ignominious score and lining up again for the inevitable Blitz. The Dirty
Sheets award goes to the team that shipped the most Touchdowns and it appears that
the Blood God doesn’t hold much truck with Defence with both Khorne teams
leading with way. The Red D’Evils managed to pip their
rivals KhorneHub to the award conceding thirteen touchdowns to ten.
Kudos should
also go to In The Gecko for the meanest defence in the league – conceding just
five times in seven games! Maybe we should have an award for this but we don’t.
I suggest everyone gives coach Ste a patronising pat on the head next time you
see him.
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